The Hydrator

$80.00

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Glug glug glug… *flick* *sizzle* *bubble* *breath in* *breath out* glug glug glug. They say there are three things that you need to survive on another planet, and The Hydrator has them all. Not only will it hold enough water for a few days, this reservoir contains the soul-punching path to enlightenment. In the darkest times, when you think it’s all over, The Hydrator will come to the rescue, providing just the right brain fuel that will hot dial Jesus to join you on your mission. Capable of sustaining some small embers, the potential ripping power could burn you a brighter future. Oxygen is not needed when you can breath in the Holy Ghost. Pablo & Co required clearance on this item, as it holds enough power to tear your respiratory system into a galactic void with enough heat to end everything. Then you’d have to start over again… Follow the instructions; Glug glug glug… *flick* *sizzle* *bubble* *breath in* *breath out* glug glug glug. 

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